Dear Ladies,

Thank you for a night out sans kids! Nothing quite like leaving #1 & #2 with Dad and getting out of the house for a few brewskies and a night of conversation that isn't with a 2 year old-No offense #1. Special shout-out to Nad for the buying me the beer, best neighbour ever ;)

Love,

A more relaxed mother!

Dear Laundry,

You suck. Your never ending lifestyle is annoying, your need to be ever present is suffocating and your ability to consume an entire day of MY life is down right rude and inconsiderate.

Signed,

Mother from beneath the laundry

Dear Legs,

My apologies about the lack of training prior to yesterday's 8km run. I suppose i should have given you some sort of warning or prep time after having had the past 11 months off.

Signed,

A Truly Sorry Me

Dear Stranger Lady I have never met before,

Yes, I am certain of my gender and no I don't think using a pink soother is doing any type of permanent damage nor do i think it's your place to tell me (or my mom) other wise. And thank you for creating a situation where my 2 year old brother and I were able to learn about stereotyping and people who judge others based on what they look like or the things they wear or even what colour their soother is. On the plus side my brother did say he didn't want to "type-stereo people", if only you wouldn't 'type-stereo' too!!

Signed

~ Baby Boy Soothed by the Colour Pink :)

Dear #2

Let's give this another try...i have high hopes for decaf!

~Mom

Dear #2,

Sorry about the caffeinated breast milk you've had to endure today but your Mommy really needed that this morning.

Love Your Mother's Coffee Mug

Keeping Drinks Warm Since 7AM

#2 Wrapped while getting thins done

Dear Baby Carriers:

Thank you for making it possible to get thinks done.

Love: Productive Mother