Dear Baby Equipment,

I am happy to announce your days are numbered in this house! As we make use of each of you one more time I am looking forward to the reality of getting rid of you. I could sugar coat this to say i'd be passing you on to a better home or somewhere where you might be used, but I honestly don't care what happens to you once #2 is done with you. So to the exersaucer (that takes up way too much living room space), the play-mat, the enfant rocking chair, I say Au-due.

Sincerly,

Down-Sizing Mother

Dear #1 & #2

This is more of a plea for cooperation than anything else. As we prepare to depart on a 3 week trip together (Sans Dad) please help me make it through this time and can we all please try to make it as enjoyable as possible!!

Signed,

Anxious Mom

Dear Hubby,

Thank you kindly for going away this weekend and taking #1 with you! I have thoroughly enjoyed my weekend with only one child--who slept 10 hours straight--and my visiting sister:) Looking forward to seeing you two soon.

Signed,

me

Dear Allergies,

You suck...big time! I feel the need to tell you that you have overstayed your welcome. At first i thought i could handle you for what seemed like a short but necessary visit, as time wore on i started dropping hints (remember those little white pills?) and you still stuck around. Well my unwelcome house guest I am now here to tell you straight up--Get the Hell Out, NOW!....Please?

Signed,

Stuffy Nose & Burning Eyes